Jokes - Laloo family planning policy

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

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Son: Dad, how much is 5+5?
Dad: You dumb, You don’t know this,
go and get a calculator.

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Jokes - Santa Banta

Santa to Doc: Doc, My wife is pregnant, she is feeling pain in her Stomach
Doc: Hmmm. Is this her first child ?
Santa : No , this is her husband, Santa Singh

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Santa and Banta were always boasting of their parents’ achievements to each other.
Santa: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta: Yes, I have
Santa: Well, my father dug it.
Banta: That is nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa: Yes, I have.
Banta: Well, my father killed it.

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