A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home."
The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.
"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said.
"Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"
"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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Son: Dad, how much is 5+5?
Dad: You dumb, You don’t know this,
go and get a calculator.
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Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo “WAIT SIR” for which Laloo replied “65Kgs” and moved on
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Laloos family planning policy
Answer: “Don’t have more than two children in one year”
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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them: “Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you” and puts the phone down.
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